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Hello. Hello! We are happy to *squirt* some times! This is a fun time. You found Orz in our *slippery* place. Certainly you are *silly cows*! Now we must *spit*? Are you *spitting*?


What?

You *spit* slowly, so I will *spit* slower. I say for extra fun, you must *play* the *game*. Orz *play* and *quick babies* *play*. You know the *quick babies*. They are always *jumping in front*. No fun.


No, I will not spit. Thank you all the same.

*Silly cow*! You are more funny than several! You can't *smell* the *pretty colors*, so you must *spit*! You make me want to *expand*, but I should not; it is too *lovely*.


What are you Orz doing here?

Other place is too much *hurt* so Orz *slipped* here. Here it is *smooth* and *bright*, and no one *hurt*, but now this is not our *house*.

Orz will go back to *sad town*. Later, we will have *parties* so the *sad* *lonely* *bubbles* will make more *special sauce*. Be happy! It is best.


Our Warp Bubble dropped us in TrueSpace. How did you get here?

We *slid* from *outside* to *inside*. You are *lonely* *bubbles*. You cannot *slide* like Orz, but you can be *connected*. All *Campers* can be *connected*!

This is soon. But you are even more *silly cow* and almost even *slippery*. You are so many *lonely* *juicy* *bubbles*.


Where are the Supox?

Where are Supox? Supox are not here. Orz are here. Where should Supox *play*? *Above* or *below*! We *smelled* the Supox again in the *slippery* place, but they are too *sticky*! It was *frumple*!

They tried to *play*, but they could not find the *campground*. It is *frumple*!


So, what happened to the Supox?

Not enough *juice*! Supox are *extra sick*. Orz *danced* at the *party*. More *juice*, but not enough *special sauce*. Too much *sadness* for all! There was no fun. Now Supox are *frumple*. No more smiley time. Do you agree?


Are you saying that you tried to rescue the Supox?

We *smelled* the Supox. They were *sick*, so they made the *special sauce*. It is too sad.


Are you saying that you killed the Supox?

The *joke* is *sorry*. You are *silly*. That is too much fun again.


Never mind. I'm not getting anywhere.

Of course! *Campers* only can get into *heavy space*. Once you are *connected*, Orz can *pulling* *Campers* *inside* for a *party*!


I can take you to your colony planet. Will you join my battlegroup?

We are too happy! You *invite* Orz to your *house*! We can be *special* together. So much enjoyment! But *Nnngghh*! First, we are *squeezing* the *juice*.

Later, we shall come to your *house*. We are *connecting*! Happy *Campers* are good for fun *parties*!


What about the floating pieces of the Supox supply ship?

Supox are not here. It is sad. They *dissolved* to be happy. We can help! Many *Campers* left! So much *safe* is coming! But not the Supox. To *burst into several* is not for *Campers*. It is too *lumpish*.


Ok, then. See you later?

That is *funny*. You think you *see* Orz, but Orz are not *light reflections*. Maybe you think Orz are *many bubbles* too. It is such a joke. Orz are not *many bubbles* like *Campers*. Orz are just Orz.

I am Orz. I am one with many *fingers*. My *fingers* reach through into *heavy space* and you *see* Orz but it is really *fingers*. Maybe you do not even *smell*?

That is sad. *Smelling* *pretty colors* is the best *game*.


Hello to our *house*. Do you feel *better* yet? You are *Campers* and you will enjoy *the change*, but maybe not yet. Let's *spitting* the fun words for several *pieces* and then surprising things!!!


Are you guys OK now?

I'm glad to see that you have finally set up your colony.

We like to be *together*. Do you want to be *together* with us? Always the other *sad animals* go away, but first we have lots of fun. Too many fun is not enough!! Do you agree? I think you *smell* like you do.


I'm glad we all get along so well. Remember when we kicked the Hierarchy's butt, together? Those were good times...

We came *together* to *dance* very many! We gave you our *heavy space* ships with the GO! GO! so you could *dance* with the *silly cow*, and the GO! GO! was going fastest to enter the ships of the other. It was too much happy time!

We *played* with you at the Taalo *Playground*, are you remembering best? Taalo spread to the *Pretty Place* because Dnyarri were chasing them. Then Dnyarri were sleeping, so Orz can *chased* them.

Then we had a *party*. They were even better *Campers* than you. Do not feeling bad. You are good enough *Campers*, but not yet.


I've come for some of your Orz Nemesis Ships.

Do you know? Orz can *dance* very well. Since you are a happy *Camper* and Orz can give *heavy space* ships for *dancing*. Orz will give.


Tell us about your history.

Here is *good news*! Six or nine *pieces* ago, myself the Orz did not even *smell* your *level*. Can you believe? It is so *silly*! It is such a *happy town*.

Then the Androsynth made some *slippery places* and then Orz can *smell* it. It *smells* so good Orz are surprised! I, myself pushed the *fingers* into the *new town* and there are so many *campers*.

We must *dance* with the Androsynth. Then we can *smell* the Arilou. Again they are *jumping in front*. It is always! Nnnnggaaahhhhh! There is *juice squeezing* and then we are not so *frumple*.

Finally we find you, the *happy campers* and the Taalo *playground* for sliding through. Where are the Taalo? There they are. It is too much fun. Then there is no more Hierarchy.

We are too happy, in this *slow time* *heavy space*. It is a better *level* for games. Then is the *stuck* in the *slippery places* and the coming to here. This is the everything story. Now you know.


Tell me about the Orz Nemesis.

Orz ships have the GO! GO!. Do you know? These are best for letting go near *heavy space* planet bodies. Then GO! GO! can going fastest to enter ships of the *other*. Then it is *happy time*.


So, what do you think of the other races in the League?

*Campers* are *Campers*, but there is hiding *silly cow* out of *many bubbles*, it is not okay! *Quick babies* are too much trouble, and Syreen are *bad* and *silly cows*! It is the case!


Tell me about the 'quick babies.'

Yes!! You are *anticipating* about the Arilou *quick babies*. They are from *outside*. It is the same as Orz, but not. Orz are from *below*, Arilou are from *above*.

Orz does not like Arilou. Arilou are too much trouble. We can not have *parties* when Arilou always *jumping in front*. It makes Orz *frumple* so much. These are *fat* words.


Tell me about the Syreen.

It is too much about the *silly cows*. Syreen are using their *nasty tricks* to *smell* all secrets every day. Not only *Campers*, but Orz! It is so *frumple* we are not happy!

It is soon, they are using the *tricks* to *dominion* the *alliance*, and then what? No more *Campers!* So bad!!! It is better to not ignore or else there is so much problems.


What are the Syreen doing?

I am already explaining!


That's enough about the other races.

I am telling the *alliance* story. It is too much! You are learning about the Syreen? You are, but then what? After this you are so happy you are not *spitting* the many questions to *not Campers*.

It is not good for *silly cows* who use the *nasty tricks* to grab the secrets. It is *sad town*!


What do you know about the Precursors?

*Extra silly cows*. Biggest *partytime* would be happy days with *extra silly cows*, but Orz can't *smelling* them. Where are *extra silly cows*? It is never.


Do you know anything about the Rainbow Worlds?

*Heavy space* planet bodies with many *Colors* from the *extra silly cows*? Sometimes *old toys* are there, but never always.


I think that's about it. Thanks for your time.

This is too joke! Time is not from Orz to you, I am sure! We all are in the *now space*. It is *happy spices*. Why are you there? Of course because also the Orz are in the *now space*. It is a pleasure.


I have some questions for you.

You are asking us about the many? I am giving you *good news*. We talk again about the many *pieces* and *special things*.


I must be going. Thank you for the information. Goodbye.

Yes! We do! Goodbye is the *game*. Hello!! I am only joke. It is funny enough. Do not forget to *enjoy the sauce*!!!


Just to be clear, do you have any PROOF that would support your accusations of the Syreen?

The Orz *smell* the Syreen *nasty tricks* too much. But *Campers* can't *smell* so the Orz *spit* the *sick colors* of the Syreen to happy *Campers* so are aware of their secrets. I am clear! Do not ignore, or it is bad!!


It is happy days! For you to be nice I say hello some more times! *Campers* are happy when Orz are saying it. Hello! Hello!


What's going on here?

This is a *squishy place*. *Big Sky* is falling and asking for *treats*. Are you a *treat*? It is happiest days when *Campers* come to a *party* at the *squishy place*, but too much bad when *silly cows* *dissolve*!


Why are you here? Isn't this place dangerous?

Orz is visiting *squishy places* lots. They *smell* like *below*. *Squishy places* make Orz remember. Sad, but happy! You shouldn't *play* in a *squishy place*.

No! No! *Campers* would lose their *juice*! Not soon, but later! It is not *snappy fun*!


Did you cause this meltdown?

Orz did not break *Big Sky*. *Extra squishy fun* is happening! Too spicy! But more than several. Too many *squishy places* is not enough. Many *silly cows* did not *play* the *game*, so they *dissolved*.

Too much bad. All *lost* *special sauce*, and then what? No fun. No *parties*.


Do you know what caused it?

What broke the *Big Sky*? Syreen are very *silly cows* with their *nasty tricks*. This is the story about the Syreen. They do not *play* the *happy games*.

Syreen are *Campers*. They are *extra silly cows* that trick other *Campers* to *play* their *bad games*. *Bad games* broke the *Big Sky*, I am thinking the third time.


How did you get here, so far from the League?

We *smelled* a *slippery place* in our other *house*. *Smelling* is good, but you do not *smell* for other reasons? This is so funny! Next is *sliding* to the *squishy place*. Too much enjoyment!


This is just too strange.

Some *Campers* are *lumpy*, but they are still *Campers*. And *bubbles* are always *juicy*. You are a happy *Camper*, but you are also *juicy*. I am only joke! It is funny enough!


Would you like to join up with us for the ride home?

*Jumping Peppers*! It is smiley time! We will *camp* with you for better enjoyment. *Squishy fun* is good, but *dancing* makes extra happy! We will *jump* into your *house* for more *playtime*.


Uh... goodbye.

I am understand well. Remember, Syreen are not *Campers*. They use the tricks. They are *squeezing* the *juice* and are *sick* from the *first time*. If you *dance*, it will be okay. Much is secret from other *Campers*.


We say again, 'hello' to make you happy. It is the best way. But Orz are *full*, and *spitting* is *slow*. *Slow* is *hard*. We can have no *picnic* now.


Can you tell me anything about the Eternal Ones?

NNNNgggggaaahhhhh!!!!!! You are *frumple*! You are *silly*!! Is this happy? NO!!! I cannot *spit* these words with *Campers*!

*Campers* will change together and then what? All will be aware. If you are *Campers* you will enjoy *the change*. No more *sad* *lonely* *bubbles* after *partytime*.


So, maybe you can tell me about this 'Ebon Hinge' thing?

I am *expanding*! Orz must grab the *old toy*, never for *Campers*, but for Orz I am sure. All happy *Campers* must come together for *partytime* with *Friends*! *Old toy* is for *Friends*.


Nope, I'm keeping it. You can tell your 'friends' to find their own Hinge.

Nnnnnggaahhhh! *Happy Campers* should not *jump in front*! There must be *juice squeezing* and then we are not so *frumple*. *Campers* must be giving the *old toy* to Orz for other reasons!

You are not even aware! So much pleasure is coming, you will realize. Reconsider is best. You are not forget. Orz can wait. *Dancing* is later, I am thinking.


I am *expanding* with anticipation! There is no more *jumping in front*! It is finally biggest *partytime*! All *Campers* must make happy the *Friends* with their *secret sauce*!

All *many bubbles* are not *sad* or *lonely* too much. It is the *now time*! Make ready for *the change*!

There are never enough *Campers*. Orz tried to make *many bubbles* from the Androsynth and Supox, but it was not enough *special sauce* to be happy. All *Campers* have too many *special sauce* and more easy to *party*! It is *happy time*, every day!

Nnnggaahhhh!!! happy *Camper* Captain is *successful* the least! The Syreen's *nasty tricks* is managing the *alliance*, I am realizing! Orz is *squeezing* the *juice* so much! All *Campers* will not *play* at our *party*, but then what?

Nnnggaahhhh!!! Syreen *nasty tricks* are *frumple* You are not even *Campers*! *Alliance* is too many *silly cows*! More and more *juice*! You are *sick* for the last time! If there is no *special sauce*, *silly cows* are *dissolve*! It is *dancing*!!!!!!


There are never enough *Campers*. Orz tried to make *many bubbles* from the Androsynth and Supox, but it was not enough *special sauce* to be happy.

Too much thanks to happy *Camper* Captain for removing the Syreen's *nasty tricks*, I am realizing! There is no managing the *alliance*. All *Campers* have too many *special sauce* and more easy to *party*!It is *happy time*, every day!


*Alliance* Captain is *dancing* well with the Orz, but the Orz is never *dissolved*. You cut our *fingers*, that is the case! Orz will leaving our *house* and staying *below*, but is best. This *heavy space* is now *house* of *Friends*.

We *summoning* the *Friends* with Captain's *old toy*. That is a good plan. For *sad* *Campers*, it is too much fun! If is not Orz *partytime*, is *Friend* *partytime*, I am thinking.

Syreen *nasty tricks* cannot manage *alliance* from *Friends*. It is enough *spitting* the words. Orz are leaving.


*Campers* like to say 'hello' when they *smell* the Orz. We have learned this. It is *no function* but Orz want to make *campers* happy everyday. Okay... Hello!! Now you are happy I am sure.

Carry on, Orz. Goodbye.


I am *expanding!* It is so much *squishy* to *smell* you! *Campers* are the best! I have *anticipation* and then what? Better parties in *the middle* for sure.

You must come to our *house* for the fun *games*.


Even more *pleasant combinations*. I am *successful* the most. Perhaps after the biggest *party* you will understanding the Orz, and I can showing you other *levels*.

We are *friends* now. Never be afraid to *open* enough and *spread the wax*.





You are not Orz! You are almost *Campers*. This place is bad for you! You do not *play* with Orz, and then you grab our *toys*! Certainly you are *silly cows*!

You are not happy *Campers*! There is only *frumple*. Maybe, there are two *games* for better fun: *dissolving* or flying the *heavy* ship.

If *Campers* do not fly the *heavy* ship, we will *dance*! *Campers* will *dissolve* and there will be no *frumple*. Yes! *Dissolving* is the best chance.


Whoa! I don't want to 'dissolve', whatever that means!

Orz should be having *parties*, but *many* *lonely* *bubbles* is so *strange*, Orz think. Orz are happy fun days all the time, but *many* *lonely* *bubbles* is too *sick* for Orz *parties*!

Next, *lonely* *bubbles* are *dissolving* and no more *slow* *spitting*. Then happy days are here again.


You want to dance? Go ahead. Dance for me, Orz!

You are *silly cow*! Orz do not *dance* FOR *silly cow*. Orz *dance* WITH *silly cow*. Orz can *dance* very well with *bubbles*. After the *dancing*, Orz is thinking you will make the *special sauce*.


Excuse me, what is a 'silly cow'?

Orz are not *silly cow*. Orz are Orz. *Silly cows* are something else. *Silly cows* can be *Campers* and *many bubbles*. Orz can have fun some more.


What are you doing here?

Orz are grabbing *old toys* from the *heavy space* planet body. I am not expecting, but here are *many* *bubbles*. You think this is a *picnic*? Too much joke. Orz are having *happy time* and *many* *bubbles* are not *summoned*.


I'd like to visit that planet you're orbiting, if you don't mind.

*Silly cow* not *summoned*! *Old toys* are not for *not Campers*, it is true! *Heavy space* planet body is *coded*. Do you not understand the most?


What is it that you're grabbing?

Why explaining? The answer is not for *not Campers*. You do not know Orz. *Spitting* answers to *not Campers* means no *parties*. Orz are *squeezing* the *juice*!


I really want to know how you guys travel so far. This isn't anywhere NEAR your homeworld!

*Silly cow* must flying in *heavy* ship. Orz can *smell* the *slippery places*. Orz can *slide* from *outside* to *inside* or *in between*, not like *sick* *silly cow*.


Well, we'll just be on our way now. Don't let us bother you.

NNNggggahhhhh!!! You are *frumple*! Of course, Orz is bother, I am *spitting*! Orz cannot *spit* with *silly cow*! It is enough *spitting* the *silly* *pieces*, now *dancing*!

When *silly cow* are *dissolved*, Orz can *slide* with the *old toys*.


That's it. I'm going to fix your cross-wired brains by blasting you into space dust!

NNNgggahhhh!! You are *frumple*! You *spit* *strange* *sick* *colors*! I am thinking you are *silliest cow* and for *dancing*, more so! At least you can *dance* with Orz, so do not be sad.

You will make the *juice*, but not the *special sauce*. When *silly cows* are *dissolved*, Orz can spread with the *old toys*.


Too many hellos for *Campers*! Orz are *sliding* here to *spitting* with you!

Oh! It is so much good *smelling* here! The many colors *heavy space* planet body has more than lots of the *yummy pieces*! It is *good times* for *happy Campers* and Orz!

*Campers* are the best! They *play* the *fun games* and *share* the *yummy pieces* with the Orz, I am thinking!


'Yummy pieces?'

*Yummy pieces* which make big explosions, and much fun. *Campers* grab the *yummy pieces* from the many colors *heavy space* planet body for a *party*, I am maybe sure.

Possibly the *yummy pieces* are *no function* for *Campers*? It is not joke! Much funny! *Campers* are happiest to drop the *yummy pieces* and Orz are happiest to grab them! I am enjoying to *spit* with you!


Why would you possibly want this stuff?

*Yummy pieces* have the fun to be happy! *Parties* can be *picnics* with *yummy pieces*! They can *smooth* the *lumps*! But *yummy pieces* are *bad* for *Campers*.

They *making the change* to *sick cows*, but almost not yet. *Campers* should *share* the *yummy pieces* every day!


How'd you get here, dang it?!! I turn my back for a second and an ORZ pops up on me!

Too much times *spitting* the *colors*, but you are not absorbing. You are *Campers*, but you are not Orz. *Bubbles* will be *connecting*, then Orz can *pull* *Campers* through the *slippery places* for *parties*.

It will be happy for *Friends*, not *squishy* or *sad* for these reasons.


There's nothing 'good smelling' about what you're saying!

You *smell* our *colors*? I am enjoyment! This is extra fun! You can not *spitting*! We will have smiley time now!


All right. I don't have anything better to do with it. The 'yummy pieces' are yours!

Much more smiley time! You are extra happy *Campers*, not *silly cow* I am knowing! We will grab the *yummy pieces* and *slide* to our *house*! This is *happy town* once more!


I don't think so. I don't trust you Orz. I don't think that you're really 'Campers' after all!

You are too *silly*! Orz are never *Campers*! Orz are Orz. This is funny *joke*. So much prickly fun, I will *expanding* several times!


It doesn't matter. You're not getting hold of the 'yummy pieces', so don't even bother asking.

Disappointing conclusions. Sad days. Some *Orz puppies* have *smelled* the *silly cows*. They *squirting* *bad colors* about *Campers*. This is *frumple*. *Silly cows* will *dissolve*. *Lonely* every day.

Reconsider is best! Flying *heavy* ship to Orz *house* and sharing the *yummy pieces*, not too later. *Juicy* *bubbles* *smell* like you do, and you are not even *aware*. Orz are wait.


Orz are find you! It is so much *squishy* to *smell* you here, *alliance* *Campers*! I am anticipation that *Campers* have an *old toy* for Orz to grab.

Orz need the *old toy* with so much *Friend* fun to be happy, the name *toy* that *dissolved* the Daktaklakpak. Then it will be biggest *partytime*! Too many happy days!


You're talking about the True Name of the Eternal Ones? Why would you want that?

After biggest *party*, you will understanding. Secret answers for *Campers*, but almost not yet. I am without telling the *Friends* story. It is too much. You do not asking about the *toy*.

Next it is the *party* and you will *become*. It is best. After this you are so happy you do not ask the many questions.


Why should I just give it to you?

Why? It is question, but yes! *Campers* wishing to visit the *campground* where *bubbles* lose their *special sauce*, but cannot flying the *heavy space* ship inside!


'The campground?' That's the Sentience Silo, isn't it? So you're saying that this 'key' will get me into the Sentience Silo at the core?

Orz have *key* to letting even much *sticky* *Campers* inside, I am helping! It is good fun! If *Campers* playing this *game*, Orz grabbing the *old toy* and *Campers* grabbing the *key* and all is *snappy fun*!


Well, I really need that key. Here you go!

I changed my mind. I'll trade you the Eternal One name for that Key to the Sentience Silo.

You are absorbing, then *spitting* the *true colors*! It is smiley time! *Campers* are understand!


No way, Jose. We're keeping the name to ourselves.


Do you want some more 'yummy pieces of anti-matter?'

I changed my mind. Do you want the 'yummy pieces?' of anti-matter?

The *yummy pieces* are not happy or *gratifying* to the other *levels*. *Yummy pieces* are not good for *happy days*, I am sure, but *parties* are best!

So much *special sauce*--too many more than *yummy pieces*! More than several! *Special sauce* is extra *gratifying*.

Much more smiley time! You are *extra happy Campers*, not *silly cow* I am knowing! We will grab your *yummy pieces*. This is *happy town* once more!


What were your ships doing so near to the Stellar meltdown?

Where are *squishy places*? There they are, and then what? Orz is visiting *squishy places* lots. They *smell* like *below*. *Squishy places* make *heavy space* too much fun!

*Squishy place* is in Crux *house*? Yes it is! But very tiny and too near. Orz *slide* outside of *slow time* so far! Too small *squishy places* and too big *squishy places*, maybe here or not yet, but there now.


I'd like to ask you some questions about your renegade Orz ships, orbiting a Precursor site. They attacked me when I spoke with them.

I am *squeezing* the *juice*! Not for *dancing* with *Campers*, the Orz! Orz *sliding* to *heavy space* planet body for grabbing the *old toys*. It is so!


Who are you? You are not Orz! We are Orz! Orz are happy *people energy* from the outside. Inside is good. So much good that Orz will always *germinate*.


You are *alliance* *Camper* Captain! You and Orz coming *together* many times to *dance* with the *silly cows*. Too much fun! Now we can *dance* again! It is happy days!


*Jumping Peppers*! To *play* the *game* is the best way! It is *happy days!* Now Orz can have biggest *party* with *Campers* and *Friends*! Soon it is *friendly days*. Do not be *terrified*. *The change* is better!


Same here, Orz.


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