Help! Help! Guards! I am being molestified!

You K'tang are really teeny, tiny little, pathetic, little meal worms!

You only looked big when you wore power armor!

You're not only stupid, you're puny too!

Do you surrender, K'tang King?

Surrenderifications! Please!

You're just vulnerable little gooey blue grubs with delusions of grandeur and spinal column-envy!

I could squash you like a bug!

I have some terms to dictate.

Pleeeeese don't crushify me! I'LL DO ANYTHING!

That's just what I wanted to hear.

ANYTHING!

First tell your troops to stand down and not attack any more League ships.

I will informificate them! Please don't kill!

Tell your troops that the K'tang are joining the League. We are taking control of your ships now.

We will joinify you!

Tell us the secrets to defeat the Crux!

Ah- ah- The Daktakquackquack were once programmified to avoid damagifications to sentient beings. They can be re-programmified to pacifisticuffs with the Daktakquackquack Re-Initilization Code. The code is DAKTAKLAKPAK SCRUB 7: RESET ALL.

K'tang had a long-ranging plan to usurpify from the Ploxis, we stole-ified Ploxis ships and hid them in our stronghold at K'tang Station 9 on Pauguk 4.

We stole-ified the ships in case we need to use them to sneakify into the galactic core to fight the Ploxis. Ploxis ships can get other ships past the shield and emergify into the galactic core.

But first we needed some actual Ploxis to help us fly them. And we also needed HyperSpace to work again. So it was a very long-ranging plan. That's all I knowify about their secrets!

How did you little grubs ever become a galactic power?

We hated being so vulnerabilified! So we stole technography built by races with full spinal columns! We encasified ourselves in power armor, which let us kill every other race on our planet.

We began to crushify the other races on nearby stars before they could crushify us. But they crushified us first. The Ploxis saved us, so we worked for them.

That's all for now, K'tang King.